Transport

Now this is what I wake up every day for. Some people want to save up for a flash car or a big house of coarse that's stupid, what everyone really wants is a big dirty massey sitting out side the house. So sell the car re-mortgage the house lease the childer off to Madonna and buy a massey ferguson you wont regret it EVER.

Is anyone up for a ceili

This a photo of a culchie in action at a local ceili a few people

were asking about dress code, dance steps etc at a ceili on

the bog hopefully this will be of some help now get ceili-ing

A Night out to forget

Well
First of all sorry for the delay in updating my blog to be honest I was a bit busy this week. It was a fellow culchies birthday so we thought we'd show these jackeens in the big smoke how to drink. Well we started off in the local and drained a few pints, from there we decided to make the trip to the big smoke....... the city centre. It was too far to walk so get the "bus". A bus is a long yoke kinda like a big trailer with seats in it and an angry bald man up front. Now buses only stop at "bus stops".( it may sound simple but I learned the hard way chasing a bus at 20mph ). Now on the way to one of these "bus stops" our birthday culchie was egged by a racist anti-culchie hater. We were shocked and only for the dungarees it could have ruined their clothes. Anyway when we got there we were told we couldn't get in for two reasons one we were two drunk ( obviosly untrue as all we drank was 15 pints two naggans of whiskey and a bottle of poitin each so we were only starting ) and we need something called id I don't know what id is but I'm almost sure its anti-culchie code to exclude us from society. Why do ye hate culchies so much shure we're great anyway.

Bouncers In Dublin

I would like to vent my fury at a bouncer in dublin. There last Sunday I watched the all Ireland in a pub in dublin with a big gathering of my fellow culchies. Now after the ref blew it up we went to go to a night club. Sadly we were turned away. He pointed at a sign saying no runners I pointed at my wellies but he was a thick ignorant c**t. Anyway I woke up in accident and emergency with his wedding ring lodged in my face so at least I have something to remember him by. I really miss the good auld days of sitting on the massey on the way to a céileigh on the bog till mid-night with shtowt and poitín.

Shout Out To The Bauld David Oates

How are ya I'd like to give a shout out to my local grain supplier David Oates. He is a big blondie fella and the ladies might call him a fine bit of stuff . If it wasn't for him my stock would have died off a long time ago God bless your flowery little heart.

Intro

How are ya my name is Lorcan and I'm a culchie up here in the big smoke going to college. There is electricity in Dublin but unlike my home village they don't have a cow in a huge hamster wheel to make power. I'm conflustered, anyway I'll keep ye posted with any news. Now go away with ya, aye on up yonder into the yard.

http://www.diarmy.net/2006/08/07/the-culchie-dictionary-book-with-words/
I found another site with even more translations, learn em off.

http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-culchie-dictionary.html
This is a web site with translations on it for those of ye not fluent in culchie, yet. It's mighty craic all together.